I have a giant bag of gummy bears and I’m still sad

jesus this is awful

I had to leave the house in flip flops
Oh god I hate sandals

I’ve killed my hands.

My Real Grade Freedom Gundam came in today and I killed my hands putting it together

Note to my future children: spouting non-sequiturs and calling it random and cute is not an endearing character trait. It’s annoying, and everyone hates you a little for it.

Swiggity swac my name is Zac

“That may be, but I still believe. In the me that I believe in. In humanity. In the future. I believe. My drill is my soul!”

naughtyrobotics:

i h8 it when folks call me cute because i never know if its cute like baby bird or cute like u wanna frickle frackle